On the 12th day of Christmas, my true Bob gave to me…
Dear Bob’s, My last update of 2023 (yay I hear you shout!) Well, how about a bit of fun to end the year? Sing after me. On the first day of Christmas, my true Bob gave to me….. 12 product ideas...
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Last week, the Bob boys went out to enjoy a well-earned Christmas day out together. This included an afternoon of Max and his moustache drinking mulled wine, with many German bratwurst sausages. William’s tipple of choice was Guinness, and I...
Max and I were in the shower and….
Well, we’ve gone from a boring update last week to a crazy, super-charged, and exciting update this week. In summary: We received semi-naked videos of Harry, our product designer, in the shower testing Bob on his hairy, and non-hairy, bits...
Founder update After returning back from the I’m a Celebrity Jungle to London, I mean after returning from Northumberland to London, having overcome many challenges including power cuts, snow and haunted castles, this week's progress has been good. My...
Founder update This week's update comes from an old rocking chair, in a stone-built cottage, 300 metres from one of England's most haunted castles. Better yet, we have just had a power cut! Sounds like some kind of haunted, yet...
Final call for Basel, Mr William Richards, final call for Basel.
Founder update The first alarm went off at 0440 followed by the second alarm, and a solid elbow from the wife, at 0442. Time to get up, jump in the shower (longing for Bob), dry my bits and bobs and...
Guinness, have I got a record for you….
72 and a bit hours, half a prawn sandwich (too excited to eat the rest), 1 phone call, 14 WhatsApps, 6 emojis and we secured £100,000 into the bank. This has to be a Guinness World record, Bob? Actually, wasn’t...
Sorry, Entschúldigung, آسف (hopefully ‘sorry’ in Arabic), I know, I know, I didn’t send the update out like normal last week. I should really just get Dr Robert, Bob's AI Avatar to automate these emails through Chat GPT, but I...
Founder update: Turns out that my quest to palm off this update to Will and Max failed and here I am again. Apparently, Will’s mates love the updates and so muggins here has now attached Chief of Content next to...