On the 12th day of Christmas, my true Bob gave to me…

Dear Bob’s,

My last update of 2023 (yay I hear you shout!)

Well, how about a bit of fun to end the year? Sing after me.

On the first day of Christmas, my true Bob gave to me…..

  1. 12 product ideas
  2. 11 soap variations
  3. 10 showers a day
  4. 9 different rashes
  5. 8 3D prototypes
  6. 5 golden ringssss (erm, not sure if this line works in the context of washing your bits and bobs)
  7. 4 amazing pitch decks  
  8. 3 hundred thousand raised
  9. 2 men in a shower filming (wait, what? Don’t ask!)
  10. And a prooo-ducttt your goinggg tooo lovvveeeee


(Read above again but this time sing it to the tune of ‘the 12 days of christmas’)

(Don’t be a grinch, do it. Sing it at the top of your voice. It’s like therapy. Trust me. I just did it).

Anyway, next year we will have some proper marketing in place, some structure, and oh yeah - launching Bob.

Have a wonderful festive period, wherever you are in the world, and a very Happy New Year!

Don’t forget Bob. There will be many Bob’s that need a big hug, a big arm wrapped around them, and someone to talk to. Some of them you will know very well, and some of them you may only come across for the first time over this festive break, so make sure you take a minute, from one man to another, to check-in on each other. 

Oh bugger, I have just checked the time and I am late to meet the wife’s family for more Christmas Carol singing. Let’s hope the wife’s father reads this email and forgives me for being late to his dinner reservation. 

Must dash. Much love, 



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